One of the best sports comedy sketches of all time remains Key & Peele’s Ode to hilarious football names in their groundbreaking bit “East/West College Bowl”. Every year I give it a watch around this time in preparation for the NFL concept.
Although we will never be blessed with a “hingle mccringerberry” or “tyroil smooochie-wallace”, there are still incredible names in every concept that dess serves to be collected. The purpose of the All-Note team is not to make people from the ends for the subject in which they had no choice, but appreciate how great these names are a lot of whom they probably don’t hear their name on the concept night.
QB: Connor Bazelak – Bowling Green
RB: Ulysses Bentley IV – Mississippi
WR: Konata Mumpfield – Pittsburgh
WR: Xzavier Henderson – Cincinnati
WR: Efton Fegm III – Oost -Washington
Te: Rivaldo Fairweather – Auburn
OT: Gerad Christian-Michtenhan-Apon State
OG: Torricelli Simpkins III – South Carolina
C: Dartanyan Tinsley – Cincinnati
OG: Mose Vavao – Fresno State
OT: Die pole – Washington State
Edge: Princely UMermanielen – Mississippi
LB: Smael Mondon Jr. – Georgia
LB: Marlowe Wax – Syracuse
Rand: Chaz Chambliss – Georgia
DT: Tonka Hemingway – South Carolina
DT: Zeek Biggers – Georgia Tech
DT: Jahvare Ritzie – North Carolina
CB: Cobee Bryant – Kansas
S: Kamren Fabiculanan – Washington
S: Cam’ron Silmon Craig – Colorado
CB: Robert Longersbeam – Rutgers
K: Owen Daffer – North Carolina A&T
Question: Alex Mastromano – Florida State
LS: Rino Monteforte – Notre Dame
As for the name Team MVP, it is difficult. My intestine says “Kamren Fabiculanan”, but I can’t feel feeling in my heart about Smael Mondon Jr.
